She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
