I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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