I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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