After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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