why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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