I think I am morally bankrupt
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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