At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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