And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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