is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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