Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
