and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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