I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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