I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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