Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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