playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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