We need to rekindle our bromance
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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