just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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