I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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