What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've blown a few things in my day
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize