At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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