Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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