My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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