It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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