your room smells of hookers.
And success
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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