Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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