Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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