I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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