Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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