why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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