oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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