...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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