There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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