Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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