dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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