I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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