You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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