I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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