Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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