After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
