Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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