yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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