look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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