im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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