Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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