K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
even my farts smell like vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Randomize
