Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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