everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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