I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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