So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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