You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
