No, you can still breathe under the balls.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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