I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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