Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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