I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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