I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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