either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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