just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You pole danced in your parka.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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