this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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