In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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