Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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