help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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